Sunday, March 9, 2008

What Marty Reads

When you're a Republican, it can be difficult to keep the lies straight. Rest assured, Marty Brennaman has it all figured out. He's dialed in to a strict regiment that insures his narrow views of the world are affirmed on a daily basis.

As the Reds battled the Rays today, Marty and his son Thom were discussing just how vicious the New York tabloids can be. Thom said, more as a statement than a question, "You read that trash every day."

To which Marty replied, "I read it every day, religiously. The Daily News and The New York Post. I’m all over it. I can tell you one thing … [taking a moment for some play by play] you won’t catch me reading that liberal rag The New York Times. You can book that."

[ed. note One day later The New York Times would break the news that the Democratic governor of New York has been using a high class prostitute ring, effectively ending his political career. I wonder if Marty read about it? I wonder if he was as up in arms with their coverage as he was when they reported John McCain's messy personal, entanglements with a female lobbyist ... We'll soon find out the next time the Reds are on the radio.]

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